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November 4, 2003

 ( writes:

Here is my breakdown of the Covenant.

Grunt- One of those kids that your parents make you play with even though no one likes them.

Jackel- Those lonely geeky kids that hang out with each far away from others.

Elite- The cool kid at school that everyone looks up to, and respects.

Hunter- The big kid that protects the "small people" in times of crisis, and pays no attention to them afterwards.

Brute- The kid that always hangs around the cool kid.

Prophet- The old creepy guy that always asks you if you want candy.

When you put it like that, their genocidal campaign almost doesn't seem so threatening :)

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