gspawn (firstname.lastname@example.org) writes:
*takes a moment to set up the scene*
Okay, so there's about 117 CD's on this spindle.
*trust me, it's there*
Now, I place it on the edge of my desk, and I push my math pook towards the edge...
*trust me, I'm doing it*
Oh, the spindle stopped the book.
Obviously, I represent the prophets, driving the Covenant to destroy mankind (fall off the desk and... onto... them....). The book represents the Covenant, and the Spindle, representing MC, saved mankind.
I argue that the entire story of Halo was based on someone videotaping my actions secretly and using a time machine to go back and inform Bungie of this event.